Actress Pamela Anderson and Watch The Masseuse Fired into The Wifes Hole Onlinesuper shady WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange are A Thing.

If this paring is news to you, rest assured this is no prank, but a mystery the universe has been unraveling before our eyes for some time now.

And now, the '90s bombshell has opened up about her love for Assange in sprawling blog post about Sweden, H&M, the book she's writing, sexism, PETA and sensuality ("a sexy kindness"). She loves sensuality! For further reading on the subject, check out her October 2016 blog post, "A Sensual Vote."

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As we have known from her Baywatchdays, Anderson loves whistles and whistle blowing. So, of course, she loves whistle blowers.

I am getting more involved withTheCourage foundationWho helps to defend whistleblowers ...likeEdward Snowden,Chelsea Manningand Julian Assange

-My relationshipwith Julian

-It's no secret,

He is one of my favorite people-andHe might be the most famous, most politicized refugeeof our time.Famous for being persecuted.Famous for being persecuted is not a position of power but a position of vulnerability.

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Anderson goes on to implore Sweden to resist the United States' arrest warrant for Assange, insisting that it makes perfect sense considering how many women in Sweden are vegan -- seriously, this is the logic she puts forth.

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You really do just need to read the whole thing. It's quite the journey.