As the Golden Globes kicked off the post-Harvey Weinstein 2018 awards season Sunday,Lascivious Nurse Uniform Diary: Two or Three Times, While I’m Wet no one knew exactly how it would go down.

But it was still something of a surprise when the weirdest thing that happened in the first hour was a shampoo commercial from L'Oréal.

After Elisabeth Moss, who won for Best Actress in a Drama TV Series, delivered a powerful speech about how women no longer exist on the margins, the viewing audience was treated to a pretty odd little ad starring Winona Ryder.

So, I guess that this commercial is trying to say that Winona Ryder had a comeback, but also so did her hair? I think the former could be argued what with Stranger Thingsand all, but I don't know enough of her follicle history to speak to her hair.

But, wait, so you should feel bad about your damaged hair, because it's the reason you haven't made a comeback? But have I been anywhere deserving of a comeback? Is the reason I haven't achieved career status that people could call a comeback should it slips away from me, mydamaged hair?

Is my hair... bad?

As a shampoo commercial, it was A Lot™. And many people went through the same mental gymnastics trying to figure this one out.

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Whatever it is, whatever it was. Your hair looks great, my hair looks great, and so does Winona's.