Trust us,Watch Secret Boutique Online you're hilarious. But you really need to let this Star Trekjoke go.

Redditor Haoleopteryx is a volcanologist, meaning they're a scientist who studies volcanoes. Sadly, their job title leads them into many conversations with people who like to make the same, Star Trek-related dad joke.

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Yes, Trekkies. "Volcanologist" sounds a lot like "Vulcanologist" but rest assured this Redditor does not scientifically study the genetics of Dr. Spock and his people.

As logical as that would be.

BONUS: Barb from 'Stranger Things' reimagined as a waffle. Just because.

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